Dog owners would rather chat with their furry friends than their human ones. Dogs don’t interrupt, judge or advise, which makes them the best conversationalists in the world.  Unless a squirrel shows up. Then you’re screwed.

This is cheese, not soap. Do not attempt to wash your hands with cheese.  M&M have found the one person who needs this message....
M&M have three words of advice for men using their facial hair to attract women: less is more....
M & M bravely venture forth into the chilling world of the workplace bathroom....