The art of courtship is back, thanks to quarantine meetups.  This has M&M remembering a different, far cheesier type of video dating from the 80s.

M&M would like you to know it’s a perfectly normal, healthy thing to do.  Keep telling yourself that....
Care to guess which business is likely to be booming when it re-opens?...
Uh…you know that work I’ve been pretending to do from home? Yeah, today I won’t even be pretending to do it because I’m pretending to be sick. That’s the gist. M&M fill in the rest....