This is cheese, not soap. Do not attempt to wash your hands with cheese.  M&M have found the one person who needs this message.

What does your favorite ice cream flavor say about your personality? Absolutely nothing, but M&M had time to kill one morning and talked about it anyway....
Uh…what? M&M explore some well-intentioned, yet utterly ridiculous quarantine advice....
Want a helpful lesson in avoiding people? Your cat has much to teach you....