Here’s a way to turn the tables and get them to hang up on you: pretend to be extremely excited to hear from them. They get confused; you get amused. Win-win.

M&M explore an untapped area of the Valentine’s Day card market: realistic ones....
A world with reduced traffic, cheap gas and lots of free time has revived a staple of our childhoods–the Sunday drive....
M & M are friends.  If, by “friends”, you mean not friends at all, but two people who are mostly pleasant to each other at work. Or something like that....