M&M have three words of advice for men using their facial hair to attract women: less is more.

What does your favorite ice cream flavor say about your personality? Absolutely nothing, but M&M had time to kill one morning and talked about it anyway....
Care to guess which business is likely to be booming when it re-opens?...
M & M are friends.  If, by “friends”, you mean not friends at all, but two people who are mostly pleasant to each other at work. Or something like that....